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I need your help.

I’m gearing up to release my next book, but I need your help. My publisher asked me for a list of people in media and entertainment who are my friends or follow my work. Unfortunately, I don’t see the world that way! My friends are just my friends to me.

So, if you make creative things for a living and have a following, or work for a company that publishes media, you can get my upcoming book really soon (and read it before anyone else). Just fill out the form below.

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